did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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