I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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