some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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