Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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