mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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