whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I had to cum in my sink.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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