just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize