Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Mom said you looked used
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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