North Korea, Best Korea!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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