would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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