Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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