spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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