The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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