4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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