The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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