He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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