This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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