I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
