I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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