erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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