Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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