Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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