thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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