Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Randomize
