Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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