I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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