Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize