I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
