Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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