there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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