i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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