Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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