we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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