please come you make the beer taste better
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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