Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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