Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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