We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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