You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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