Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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