I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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