check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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