what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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