she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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