Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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