it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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