it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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