So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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