just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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