It's like God shit irony all over that family
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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