So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
tell me about the fingering
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