halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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