some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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