i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I got her a Nickelback box set.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
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