If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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