just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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