Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
