Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
