I heard we made out
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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