It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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